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Zoo Jokes
The animals at London Zoo are some of the funniest animals around.
Here we have collected some of their favourite jokes just to prove it.
Why did the mountain chicken frog cross the road?
To get to the other side
What do you get when you cross an Mangarahara River cichlid (a fish) with an Asian elephant?
Swimming trunks!
What did the Przewalski's horse say when he fell?
I've fallen and I can't giddy up!
What was the monkey's favourite Christmas song?
Jungle Bells!
What do you call a lady with a frog on her head?
Lily!
Which snake is the best at maths?
The adder!
Why did the African wild dog sit in the shade?
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!